Disclaimer: This is not a “political” post. It’s meant to make you laugh. If you have no sense of humor, you should probably stop reading this and stick to the news.
Before I proceed, can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that Ann Coulter was actually flying in economy class? A cabin filled with the types of people she has time and again expressed utter disdain for: Everyone.
Being moved to a different seat was not going to fly and she let everyone know it. What followed was a two-day tirade over a seat reassignment on a Delta flight. She was going after Delta pretty viciously and it was very entertaining. In a presidential, Bill O’Reilly screaming “We’ll do it live!!!” kind of way.
We’ve all been there, we’ve all complained about airlines screwing up. It happens. Unless you’re Ann Coulter – then you use this incident to launch a crusade against Delta and harass the woman who got your seat.
Just when you think it’s safe to fly them again, the worst airline in America is STILL: @Delta
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 15, 2017
(To be clear, the worst airline in America is, by a long shot, Spirit Airlines)
Instead of leaving it at that, Ann unleashed a flurry of tweets about how she had been wronged and how much Delta sucks. She was on a warpath and her hatred for Delta seemed to grow by the minute. Then things got ugly, which isn’t shocking if you’ve ever heard Ann Coulter speak on national television:
Suck-ass @Delta spends all this $$$ on beautiful aircraft & then hire Nurse Ratchets as flight attendants & gate agents.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
She then posted a photo of the woman who had been moved to her seat and began insulting her appearance. By the vitriol in her tweets, I assumed the FA’s had opened the emergency exit and pushed her out of the plane. No – they just committed the unforgivable sin of moving her from an aisle seat to a window seat.
Hey @Delta, if it was so important for the dachshund-legged woman to take my seat, she should have BOOKED THE SEAT IN ADVANCE. Like I did.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
I don’t want to be totally unfair to Ann Coulter because we don’t know the full story yet, but it seems the flight attendants gave her pre-assigned seat to someone else, citing “an emergency.” The passenger in question didn’t appear to be “tall or an Air Marshall”, so Ann Coulter took issue with the seat reassignment. She then directed her wrath at the flight crew:
Suck-ass @Delta spends all this $$$ on beautiful aircraft & then hire Nurse Ratchets as flight attendants & gate agents.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
She became obsessed with the snub, tying endless seemingly unrelated topics to how much Delta sucked as an airline.
It came up when she shared a story about NASA, at which point her rage seemed to cloud her ability to distinguish between flight attendants and astronauts….
This will be a more pleasant flight, provided they don’t use @Delta flight attendants. https://t.co/5Q1t9czevx
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
She managed to work her new slogan into a tweet about healthcare reform…
.@RandPaul is right: Repeal only 1/2 of Obamacare & the GOP owns it. (Also @Delta sucks.) https://t.co/E15HrKMsoa
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
Robots…
“Otherwise sensible folk are, for some reason, terrified by robots.” (Would that robots could replace @Delta gate agents & flight crew!) https://t.co/bsCYrW7boS
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
Immigration AND defending robots against criticism…
So why is our middle & working class suffering? NOT ROBOTS! Globalism & mass immigration. Immigrants take American jobs (& seats on @Delta). https://t.co/bsCYrW7boS
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
Confusing the with the Stanford Prison Experiment…
Airline crew training at @Delta: Replicate Stanley Milgram’s prison experiment at Yale, inducing normal ppl to brutally torture fellow man.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
North Korea
Great article. “Washington should turn defense responsibilities over to South Korea & bring the troops home.”(We may need them agst @Delta!) https://t.co/MlWRGljIUG
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 16, 2017
I was waiting for her to compare her ordeal to the Holocaust, but Delta stepped in with an apology and offered her a refund…for the full $30. No, it wasn’t about the money, but this incident certainly wasn’t worthy of a tirade that went on for 14 hours!
I have to give Delta credit for issuing a response that was classy, with the perfect amount of shade. Delta essentially let Ann Coulter embarrass herself before apologizing, then lectured her for being an a**hole about it. Kind of like parents who let their screaming toddlers tire themselves out before giving them a time-out:
@AnnCoulter We’re sorry you did not receive the preferred seat you paid for and will refund your $30. (cont.)
— Delta (@Delta) July 16, 2017
@AnnCoulter Additionally, your insults about our other customers and employees are unacceptable and unnecessary.
— Delta (@Delta) July 16, 2017
What was surprising about this whole incident wasn’t Ann Coulter acting like a hysterical jerk, but that the majority of people seemed to rally behind Delta: An airline that has incited the wrath of millions of customers for repeatedly devaluing their rewards program without warning and leaving members guessing when/if they’ll ever be able to redeem their miles.
So congrats to Ann Coulter for bringing a divided country closer together, because apparently there is one thing Americans can find common ground on: Their dislike for Ann Coulter.
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